mutant crocodile dream

i had a dream the other night where i was at south shields metro stration and there was an old lady with a carrier bag, anyway my friend was sick on her carrier bag but she cleaned it in the snow. i was laughing at this loads for some reason and then the old lady got angry and emptied the bag onto me.

BUT the bag was full of git mutant crocodiles and i wasn't down for taht at all so i started kicked them and they bit me ankles and i was genuinely very very worried they about about 7 eyes each. MUTANT BABBY CROCODILES. then i woke up and i was very happy to have done so because i get scared by mutant reptiles in my sleepytimes.

TEA DREAM

i had a dream that i drank the biggest cup of tea in the world and i was totally famous cos of it. like kids were on the news talking about my FEAT and saying that they were in training to BE JUST LIKE THEIR HERO - which is me. because i drank a lot of tea. (milk, no sugar).

this dream is probably representative of my totally deep seated love for tea and totally deep seated hunger for fame. or it means i fancy my mam, idk rly, dreams are weird.

me, both last night and right now and in 50 years time.

not really i'm gonna be on of those fatty old ladies. they're always so much cuter on the 'old lady scale of cute' unless it's a really skinny really LITTLE one. but chubby little ones win that anyway, AND THEY KNOW IT. as for old men, they need to have huge ears and a huge nose and look slightly hilarious, then it's kinda AWWH LOOKA THESE OLD PEOPLE. patronising? NO WAY JOSE.

BLINK 182

So, I'm helping my nana do some GARDENING, and she's like "Yo, Hannah, my favourite grandchild in the world, I got some other ppl to help" and then BLINK 182 FLY DOWN. Well not fly, but they descend into my nana's garden, right next to that table she made out of a tree stump, because she is SO CREATIVE. Anyway, they don't even help my nana garden, they just sit around eating angel slices in her kitchen (the angel slices are the only bit of this dream that I can clearly remember, I like angel slices. they are better than lemon slices and all the rest, because they are infused with the TASTE OF ANGELS). My nana goes akka, and starts swinging digs.

And this is it.

LAZY SODS.

^^^

this lady is not my nana, btw. she's just some woman in unpractical shoes.

MONKEY BABY

So, I'm chilling on Charlotte's drive, after defeating some kind of ALIEN ENEMY, or something idk now, cos i forget these things, but these were evil enemies. Anyway I am chillin' and I have a MONKEY BABY. The monkey baby basically just looks like little monkey lost (LIKE THE PICTURE, LIKE) and I think it may be influenced by having such kinda creepy, KINDA CUTE, toys in my childhood. Anyway, am chillin' with my homies and my monkey baby (which is hanging around my neck), and we all suddenly start chanting MONKEY BABY! MONKEY BABY! This is probably because of the whole fact that we have a FUCKING MONKEY BABY AND IT'S REALLY AWESOME.

I woke up shouting MONKEY BABY! MONKEY BABY!